Hilarious work, sir! Apparently, this sort of thing is more common than I thought... I wish I could claim this story as my own but it actually comes from my college roommate: He was playing with a bunch of buddies, one of whom caught a back swing in the face, bewilderingly said "Jojo?" (no one there was named Joe), and collapsed.
Nothing like a little high impact clubbing with a metal stick to induce a giggle.
That's always been my parenting philosophy. ;)